Thursday, 23 April 2015

Rant Day #13 - Fans


Before I start this link is a personality test and it gets your personality on point! Like literally! On point! I will tell you my results at the end! 

*Here's the link* http://www.16personalities.com/

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I have seen celebrities. 
No I am not talking Ariana Grande, and Angelina Jolie kind. 

I'm talking about UK's celebs. 

Obviously if I saw an A-lister I would jump out of the car and rush towards them but hey that just doesn't happen here in London...maybe sometimes. 

-The Kardashians in Westfield they were a doing a signing. 

-The Wanted in Westfield.

-One Directions car literally drove past everyone was taking pictures. 

{For us UKIES}

- Destiny from Waterloo Road and I talked to her!!!!!

- Clara from Doctor Who:

I didn't actually know it was her I saw her walking and I started chasing her to get a better look and see if it was really her, Then she entered the station and turned around and I died.

- Ms Poppy who was in four o clock club and also in Waterloo Road

Me and my friend got off the bus and chased her down the street, and screamed when she told us who she was. Even though we knew.

- Georgina Campbell and I was too scared to go up to her cause I was worried it wasn't her but another girl went to her and I cried...XC

{Murdered by my boyfriend, so sad btw!, The Dumping Ground, Sadie J, The Ark, Holby City, One Night, Ice-Cream Girls, The Cut, Casualty, Freak, Doctors.} 

- Layton from Postcode and School For Stars. 

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That's not the point I am going to be talking about type of fans: 

The Originals:

These fans were the there from the beginning, and it seems like they swallowed the whole Wikipedia page on them. They know everything, everything. When they were born, parents, schools, songs, movies, likes, traits. 

It stresses me out. 

They can memorise all that yet can't memorise a simple formula for maths! 

They have been there for ages and when you join the little family they always seem to have a need to 'mark down their territory' 

"He is mine! All mine!"

Al right honey chillll....

I ain't saying anything.

Say that to the million girls following him on instagram. 

They are so over-protective! Always snapping and shouting out info!

No one cares okay! 

She wants you to know that he is hers??? Which is annoying at the same time I want to just strangle her! No one cares!

Okay fine! 

He is yours.

Tell that to the girl he was kissing on the red carpet!

Preeeech! 


The chilled:

Which is moi they are just neutral and casual about it.


The Obsessed: 

*Warning this is all for fun no one should get obsessed!*

This is annoying these fans are obsessed and when I say obsessed I mean obsessed! 

It's like they eat, sleep, breathe this thing that is controlling them here is an example. 

Terina is driving everyone crazy due to her immense love for Dauntless in Divergent.

She believes she is Divergent. 

Sit down! Please! It is tiring!

I mean.

She tried to lock the teacher out of the classroom and Emily was sitting in her chair screaming, "You're not dauntless sit down! It's not a movie! Sit down!"

If you were in our class you would laugh cause Emily's facial expressions are hilarious. 

It is like these people are are possessed by what they love so much and it's scary cause their either really high on it, creepy about it, or just plain weird. 

To all you girls who are obsessed whether it be with a book, a show, a film...I'm going to put this nicely...

GET YO HEAD OUT OF IT. 

THIS IS REAL LIFE!!

YOU ARE NOT *insert obsession here* 


Al right my personality test result: 

Strengths: 

- Curious, Observant, Energetic Enthusiastic, Excellent Communicator, Know How To Relax, Very Popular and Friendly. 

*Flips hair*

Why thank you!


I am not saying my weaknesses cause honeyyyyyyy they ain't true lol!

Comment your results in the comment section! 

Thursday, 16 April 2015

Rant Day #12 - People On The Bus


Aloha! Exams close in and my revision books are still shut. WHY!?

I know everyday on the Subway in New York is an adventure. I've seen the videos but there are someone people on the bus who are just-UGH!


I Heard About You:

Now this person talks so loudly on their phone and you are wondering who can hear them better. The person on the other end or the whole bus?

I mean both upstairs and downstairs honey. 

Like seriously ,no one wants to hear how Stephanie walked in on Angelo getting it on with Lucy, who is supposedly seeing Brad. However Brad has a secret girl on the side called Jenny, who has a boyfriend! But plot twist!

Jenny's boyfriend Jack is married with a child. 

But wait I'm sorry who are you?

Ah yes the narrator.

Who is narrating this episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians to the whole entire bus population. 

They talk so loudly.

However, I find it quite interesting at times and can't help but ooh and ahh when I find out Jack's wife confronts Jenny!

But what can you do on a Monday morning apart from catch up on the episodes you missed due to Ms Cough Cough?

But what scares me the most is how these people are almost blind to their surroundings and end up blurting out personal details.

"Where should I meet you?...Pizza Hut...White City? 3;00?"

...

"You want my address?"

Then BAM. 

They shout out their address and when you think it can't get worse they spell it out and you are literally face-palming while the dodgy John next to you has whipped out his notebook and is scribbling furiously. 

If you asked her to spell out her address again. 

She would. 

Then BAM!

Out goes her phone number, and her card password and dodgy John is like twerking and doing the happy dance next to you.

All you can do is sit and shake your head. 

She practically invited you to join her at Pizza Hut. 

Now she's invited Dodgy John to a sleepover too. 

:P Just kidding!

Seriously though talk quietly on the phone! You don't need everybody to know your business. 



We  All Know Who Brought Ebola.

*Cough Cough*

Cough up your whole throat if you want. 

I ain't going to sympathise with you. 

Do you know why?

Because you just coughed in my face, on my bag, on my uniform in my bubble! Sneezed into your hands then used them to moisturise the pole I was meant to hold onto so I don't fall! 

Why? Why? Why?

These people absolutely kill me and I think they are trying to! Cough into a tissue or cover your mouth. Or sneeze quietly or into a tissue. 

No tissue?

Then use hand-jell.

Cause now I have to sanitise the whole bus. 

I really don't appreciate people who lack in the hygiene and want to make others suffer from it. It is hot, it is cramped, we all breathing in each others air! 

I do not need some nasty viruses partying in my lungs. 

Ya Nastee. 





The Free Music.

Why are peoples music so loud nowadays!?

You might as well be listening to the song yourself cause you can hear every lyrics perfectly and they are using 'earphones.'

Go to Carphone Warehouse and get new ones. 

Cause earphones are not meant to disturb people! 

When I went on holiday to Portugal I was sitting in the train. {There train lines are so simple by the way only three lines. Blue, Yellow and I can't remember the other one...}

Anyway I went to Portugal and I am sitting on the train next to this lady who has earphones in. She is listening to Iggy Azalea so I ended up listening to Iggy Azalea. 

If you walked past me you would just see my head bobbing up and down muttering incoherent words. { Lyrics of the song} 

I just don't get why your music is so loud, that you can't hear it yet we can. Loud and clear!

Stamped passports where they all pass ports 'til the clocks fast forward.

So ladies and gentlemen I hope you are not one of these people but guess we all do one of these things sometimes.

Just try and be aware of your surroundings and other people's rights. Respect that!

Preech!


Oh and to the kids at the back of the bus.

Be quiet you're not funny.

*If certain are reading this you know what I mean!*

Preech!